A person, GENERALLY a man, who is shallow & hot...a PLAYER with a SLICK game. He is USUALLY very attractive & well-groomed, but his lack of conscience and self- absorbed behavior renders him completely intolerable to be around.
"I am horny, but MY GOD, He's such a DOUCHE... I just want to punch him in the face."
'je laver dans use douche '
Or
'You broke a glass again?'
'Yea'
'You douche'
an asshole who is sassy, condescending, and extremely good looking
"That guy, Eric Shuffle, is such a douche"
Noun used to replace a person's name, often done if said person has done something which would consider them to be a non-ideal person.
Often can be combined with other nouns to broden the meaning.
"What are your opinions or Brett?"
"Oh, douche really has outdone himself this time."
"Yeah, what an absolute douche canoe."
"Utter douche nozzle."
failure to hackey sack, hack fail
damn dude! im trying to hack and your over there doucheing!