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When a man will only fuck the dirtiest, smelliest, rottenest, wretched pussy that you know or will ever know, and anybody else that you know will know. He can no longer get with a nice pussy because that no longer satisfies him. This pussy is usually found in the worst of living conditions.
Jerry found himself in the most decrepit part of town once again. He strolled the back alleys and the dirtiest bars looking for that one special smell he knew he had to have. His friends knew it before he did and he didn't want to admit it, he was changed forever. Jerry is now an Orlando Fish Finder.
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another word for oral sex
or when a girl wants you to go down on her
Guy: hey way
guys friend : yes homes?
guy: le sancha texted '
guys friend: and?
guy: she wants me to eat her fish taco
guys friend: o da le puto dont be stupid eat that! sh*t
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From SE asia, to cut off male lover's penius and throw it in the canal.
He was seeing another woman so she decided to feed the fish.
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A person who eats all kind of meat but not fish or any produce from the sea.
Hey did you see that girl my friend pulled, she stank of fish? I could smell her twat a mile off. I wouldn't have gone near her downstairs though, I'm a fish-a-tarian.
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When you put Swedish Fish in a girls vagina and use a string to get them out.
I can’t wait to go Alaskan ice fishing tonight!
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A variation of a slap bet wherein the loser has to buy a fish for the winner so the winner can slap the loser with it.
Peter: I fish slap bet you thriller will play on halloween night.
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(day after)
Adrian: buy me a wish!
Peter: OH.....crap!
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