Like drugs fortnite is VERY adicting. Its 3rd person shooter game. You can PLAY with your freinds or MURDER them. You can buld and explor the mapwith places such as tilted towers, loot lake, retail road and may more!
** in a dark creepy ally**
Joe: hay fredd yoy got the game
Fred: yah
Joe: *gives fred 20 dollars*
Fred: * walked back to car creepily *
Joe: * goes home and plays fortnite*
The unholy thing that creates homicidal maniacs. Bad for anyone, if played can cause you to lose your humanity, sanity, experience huge personality changes for the worse, and/or cause you to lose your wife and be disowned by the rest of your family. Most susceptible are children and teenagers.
Cop: Why did you walk into the house and shoot that man, and start dancing on his corpse?
Some obese hobo child with no family and no sanity (possibly not a human): I saw it on Fortnite, so it must be ok!
The game boys get victories on and post them on there Snapchat story. Or the game that distracts them from answering there girlfriend which is why they are usual single for life since they played that game. And just the new version of ROBLOX!! But that does not stop girls for going after them because that is technically EVERY boy!
His girl: Hello?
Delivered 4 hours ago
Him: oh sorry I was “sleeping”
Her: mmm k
Him: okay okay I’m sorry I was playing fortnite
Her opened 4 hours ago
Her: oh sorry I was sleeping
A thing that taints one's soul and is so annoying that I will shoot the next person who talks about it.
My "friend": FORTNITE FORTNITE FORTNITE FORTNITE
Me: I will put you out of misery. Goodbye, old friend. (uses pickaxe from Minecraft to kill him and purify his existence)
A game that fagets play also virgins or both combined
yo i just had sex, now i gotta delete fortnite
A game that makes lifes and destroys lifes. A shooter game that was raking so seriously that even Drake the rapper have been playing it. People have been stabbed and scammed. But it’s still going.
REAL STORY
Retard1: PubG is better than Fortnite
Retard2: No it’s not you fuck!
Retard1: Yes it is stupid!
Retard2: *grabs knife from pocket* *Stabs retard1*
Retard2: Fortnite is better than PUBG PUSSY!
Retard1: Winner winner chicken dinner.