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Hand ting

Something that cans fit in your hand, that can also be classed as a ting.

β€œHey, can you pass that hand ting”

by Hand ting November 1, 2020

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Hand-Jabba The Hut

A big, dirty, bitch that likes to give handjobs.

I heard that girl be Hand-Jabba The Hut.

by MaseTheMajestic June 17, 2018

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gain the upper hand

Where you are able to happily grasp and retain a nice gal's "upper" hand --- i.e., the one opposite to her "lower" hand from the shoulder that she's lying on --- while stretched out on your sides at the beach or spooning her in bed.

Being allowed to gain the upper hand while spooning with a nice girl is always a pleasure; just remember to always employ the wrist-twist compromise to ensure maximum comfort for both of you.

by QuacksO August 9, 2018

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catch my hands

1.Ask someone to fight

2.Go up to someone and start beating their ass.

"BITCH CATCH MY HANDS"
"Catch my hands,let's go"

by Queen.Makaveli June 4, 2016

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Left handed people

A form of alternate creature that forms on the opposite side of a mirror and has evolve to copy appearances, usually those of the owner of the mirror. Because of the the reversed environment they form in, they tend to write and use their left hand more dominantly compared to their right.

β€œHey I’m hanging out with Dave right now, did you know he’s left handed?”
β€œMan you better get the fuck out of there. That’s not dave, he’s been replaced by the Left handed people.”

by Dr.EyeKnowStuff November 2, 2022

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mississippi hand grinder

The act of receiving an aggressive, dry hand job by a toothless woman. And Joey is a little bitch.

Joey's bitch ass got a mississippi hand grinder.

by doodman94 May 14, 2015

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edward ichor-hands

An upscale version of edward 40-hands played with Sly Fox Ichor. The higher alcohol content of this particular brew tends to yield more hilarious results than the standard version of the game.

Oh man, Broges and played a game of Edward Ichor-Hands this weekend and got thoroughly crunk.

by Hillary Coleman March 3, 2009

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