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The best part of a baby to eat.
W: I want to have a baby with you.
M: I want to eat some baby rib meat.
W: wow...a no would have worked as well.
M: problem solved.
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A manifesto written by a man who's been in seclusion for so long he feels the need to keep a log tracking how many times he masturbates per day.
"The man had been living in a cabin deep in the Appalachian mtns for years by himself. After his passing local hikers were intrigued to find his secluded cabin.Inside they were surprised and excited to find his animal skins, man made tools , a hammock,and his meat beat manifesto."
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Being caught in the middle of 2 pipesmokers. Being the giver and reciever at the same time
Dennis Rich was the mean in the Len and General MAN SANDWICH
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A heavily used vagina, that looks similar to sliced beef with cheese on it. The cheese is represented by mung, pussy residue, or cock spatter.
She should take a shower to clean off that Cheesy meat curtain.
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A rude and offensive phrase said by a male to describe sexual intercourse with a female. Definitely an example of misogyny, "cut her meat" is often said to diminish and objectify the woman.
1. I went to my girlfriend's house and cut her meat. She sure is enjoyable to utilize sexually!
2. My girlfriend is a total hose beast. She got her meat cut when she went on that out-of-state road trip. I hope she made her lover use a rubber so that I don't get a venereal disease.
3. When I saw that extra-curvy BBW, I knew immediately that I would cut her meat.
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The act of purchasing a fillet steak (if low on cash rump will suffice) and then leaving the said meat to fester for at least 16 days. When it is ripe attach a hook and string using scout-level knots, then plunge it down your partner's throat and proceed to perform anal sex whilst holding the string. At the point of ejaculation wrench the meat out from the throat resulting in a wretch which brings on an anal contraction for maximised pleasure (for you obviously).
Ed's mum loves the Memphis Meat Hook, although she owes me a new pillow.
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The act of holding up a woman with any amount of fingers in the rectum like a hook, whilst fucking her vaginally from the front.
This bitch actually let me preform the cambodian meat hook.
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