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he is a god and everyone should worship him and his 2000 meter long dick.
michael toombs stole my bike, shoved it up the mail mans ass and then set fire to my dog.
An instance when someone acts as if they are superior to others or much cooler than they actually are but in reality they’re a massive geed.
“Bro I am totally super cool with women, all the AXO girls at the last party wanted me to go home with them” - Michael
“No bro, they were roasting you” - Everyone
“That’s a major Michael Moment” -Carson
Mejor editor de todo fakeland / mejor Taehyung / y la mejor persona que puedes encontrarte por estos lugares. Also, adjetivo para "precioso, adorable, genial, increíble, sublime, asombroso" y pareja oficial del motociclista Levi Lavòire.
— Lev.
X: Hey, ¿sabes cuál es el nombre del mejor Taehyung de fakeland?
Levi: Sí, Michael J. O'Brien. ♡
"Hey, who is that?"
"Oh, that's Michael Giles!"
absolute G epic gamer dont mess w him or tommy gbur will sit on you he doesnt have ligma
normal human: he is literally god
Michael Desousa- cool guy
A Michael Lang is usually a person who enjoys eating ass and doing dumb stunts. A Michael Lang also enjoys having sex anywhere he can, usually somewhere crazy and unheard of like the kicthen counter. He also likes to brag about how large his penis is and shows it off to everyone by sending them videos of his weener
Guy1. Hey did you see michael lang last night?
Guy2. Yea i heard he has a big dick
Guy1. Nah homie you trippin he uses photoshop
When you chain a deer to a pole, shoot it, and then proceed to place your chode inside of it
I was at my farm the other day and did the Michael Weaver