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Benjamen Michael Phillip Kuhman

So raunchy he had to have 4 whole names. Claims he’s done four white dragons. Constantly threatens to throw out the printer. He won’t fight you but Blodgett will. Very skittish when questioned. Does crack?

I can’t believe you’re being a Benjamen Michael Phillip Kuhman right now.

by Shoppness May 28, 2019


michael mahoney

Also known as big cat. Usually found in a police uniform.

I wonder what the cops are here for, we'd better ask Michael Mahoney!

by mthgrll97 October 25, 2017


michael okeefe

A very suicidal faggot that goes home and cry’s because his friends leave him out of stuff. He likes red heads that are younger than him and often buys nudes off of girl’s with I tunes cards.

Oh look at the guy hanging from a rope he must be a Michael Okeefe

by Gayboi565655 November 18, 2019


michaels boobies

The boobs on a female that are only for Michael. He get to see them whenever he wants, gets to grab them, and every once in a while he gets to take a nice nap on the most comfortable pillows in the world.

“Stop touching my boobies will, these are only for Michael, these are michaels boobies.”

by Idk if you can take it? June 29, 2022


michael toombs

he is a god and everyone should worship him and his 2000 meter long dick.

michael toombs stole my bike, shoved it up the mail mans ass and then set fire to my dog.

by thegodking666 September 16, 2017


Michael Moment

An instance when someone acts as if they are superior to others or much cooler than they actually are but in reality they’re a massive geed.

“Bro I am totally super cool with women, all the AXO girls at the last party wanted me to go home with them” - Michael
No bro, they were roasting you” - Everyone
“That’s a major Michael Moment” -Carson

by bubblebuttbilly March 13, 2022


Michael J. O'Brien

Mejor editor de todo fakeland / mejor Taehyung / y la mejor persona que puedes encontrarte por estos lugares. Also, adjetivo para "precioso, adorable, genial, increíble, sublime, asombroso" y pareja oficial del motociclista Levi Lavòire.

— Lev.

X: Hey, ¿sabes cuál es el nombre del mejor Taehyung de fakeland?

Levi: Sí, Michael J. O'Brien. ♡

by Lavòire, de O'Brien. October 17, 2021