real milk hours

A time of day from 11Pm to any determined time where one posts milk in the discord

Mods are asleep, it's real milk hours, post milk.

Milk Midgets

Milk Midgets are exceptionally small creatures that, when you least suspect it and aren't looking, steal your milk. They are most commonly known to move during night time and raid kitchen refrigerators for milk and other milk-based products.

Milk Midgets are known to fear vegans and will totally avoid a home with a vegan in it unless particularly hungry or thirsty.

Boy: "Shoot, I drank all the milk! Mom and Dad are going to be so angry with me!"
Girl: "Not if we blame it on the Milk Midgets."
Boy: "You're right! That's a great idea!"

Mouth Milking

Sucking on a woman's breast

breast feeding is a early form of mouth milking

Gone for milk

Usually associated with your father, as it is his favourite catchphrase

Your dad: I'm going for milk
You:ok
He never came back
This is an instance of gone for milk

Milk-Bone

What you call your cock when it’s sucked so deep and you cum within a throat that the sucker starts chocking like on a bone.

It was hard to resist giving her a hard creamy Milk-Bone while she deeply sucked my cock and chocking on it’s girth.

Milk bone

When a man tittie-fucks a lactating woman.

Bobo milk boned that MILF a week after she gave birth.

National put milk in a bowl before you put the cereal day

Every year, May 13 is a happy day for people who put milk in a bowl first and then cereal. On this day U CAN NOT get mad because of that because we celebrate National put milk in a bowl before u put the cereal day.

Anna: *puts milk in a bowl before cereal"
Mom: WHAT THE- R U DOING?
Anna: Chill, it is National put milk in a bowl before you put the cereal day.

Mom: I-