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They suck dick and then they watch stupid shit
I just sucked some dick son turn on Sanford and son I'ma old head
Where did you get all of these watches?
‘I was rolling old ladies for them!’
An Old Gooberette is a female individual who is cranky and 60 years or older. Old Bitch
She's such an old bitch. Hey that's what happens when your an Old Gooberette.
Brock was about to go down on Amber, but then he flipped her over and decided to eat at the Old Country Buffet.
Usually occurs in men 65 or older.
Symptoms include:
- Wearing of cargo shorts, Skechers and New Balance shoes. -Food stains on all shirts. -The uncontrollable urge to share medical conditions with total strangers. -A sudden, frozen gaze. Mouth agape(drool sometimes present) as if they have no freaking idea of where they are. -Experts on all things: Politics, driving directions,grilling, etc. -Often forget why they are in the bathroom.
ODH wives usually die before them, out of pure desire.
This leads to the ODH usually being found dead, due to starvation, in filthy clothing.
If you suspect you are near an ODH: Don't make eye contact. Never, ever ask, "How ya doin'?"
"That guy told me about his bowel movements for 20 minutes. He must have ODH (Old Dick Head) Syndrome"
Kevin and Austin are acting like a couple of day old crimps right now.
Hey Elliott did you here “ When you stop receiving LEGO on your 100th Birthday *OLD YODA*”?
“No Jack I have not heard that one before!”