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November 24 is now National Slap a Brunette/Blonde Day. Find the Brunette/Blond you hate (or love?) with a burning passion and give him a nice smack across the face.
Oh, it's National Slap a Brunette/Blonde Day! Now where is Cedric, ah my least favorite Brunette get your ass over here! HEY DRACO- Let me give you a slap, you Blonde
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It is not on April 7 and well it's actually not a holiday at all so lol
"Yo I'm a fukboy and want to slap an ass today"
"To bad there's No national slap girls ass day"
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To slap someone across the mouth.
"Ima slap you crost yo lips!"
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where you take a girl by her pussy lips, sqeeze em together with a pair of vice grips, hold her off the ground by her hair and a piece of rope, shove a sword down her throat and say " what would you do for a klondike bar bitch!"
Man, I gave sally an angry russian suffocating hell slap and i have never heard her scream so loud since.
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when you hook up with a girl that should not be present in broad daylight. The term comes from the fact that you'd have been better off slapping your dick against a wall for some form of pleasure than putting it anywhere near that creature's hatchet wound.
Dude I can't believe you banged that skank last night...should've just slapped your dick against the wall..
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ever want to slap sophia? well your lucky day is october 18!
Man 1: Hey, Sophia!
Girl 1: Hey!
Man 1: U know what day it is?
Girl 1: No?
Man 1: National Slap Sophia Day! *Slaps Girl 1
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It is not on April 7 and well it's actually not a holiday at all so lol
"Yo I'm a fukboy and want to slap an ass today"
"To bad there's No national slap girls ass day"
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