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The act of jerking off into an ice-fishing hole while pooping into a beer can.
We went out to the shack on the lake today, and we got so drunk that one of us pulled the ol' Wisconsin Bait 'n' Switch.
We were so ashamed.
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someone who "HooKs" the ass; may involve using anal beads...
A police officer who is very rich and sexy and who is very good at what he does he makes over 1 million a year
Officer craps n shits killed a baby
Every year on October 17th it’s the national holiday Tanner N Morgan Day. On this day you eat boo berry waffles and buy hoodies thats it
It’s Tanner N Morgan day i will now eat boo berry waffles and buy a hoodie
When you help your mom clean and prep the thanksgiving day Turkey for stuffing and you get a raging hard on by fisting the bird’s cavity.
We were up at 6 am prepping the Turkey and I did the old thanksgiving stuff n’ stiff. I was fisting that bird just like my uncle fisted me last year.
Like Netflix n chill, but for the Disney plus subscribers.
Boy: yo wanna Disney Plus n' Pump later
Lady: mmm yes then we can Hulu n hot tub
One who is a stoner. Once he gets on his level he then becomes very vocal and sings. If he doesn't know any songs he is likely to make new once that have to do with his stoner adventures.
Guy 1: Your such a Sir Toke N' Voke
Guy 2: Dude i am aren't I.