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When you shit so hard the whole toilet bowl fills up.
"Bro i just layed a Bing bong poo in there!"
1. A status update to a social networking website that is made while one is defecating. The status is typically funny or profound in nature.
USER 1: Life is the art of drawing without an eraser.
comments:
USER 2: That's a poo status isn't it?
When you shit in your fridge so much poo starts to leak out of the creases and cracks in the fridge and all over kitchen floor.
Jack: OMG HENRY DID U SHIT IN THE FRIDGE AGAIN!
Henry: Maybe...
Jack: Well its turned into a fucking poo fridge!
Giving acknowledgement or congratulations to a person who generated a large-sized or stinky poop. Usually given to someone who experiences poo pride.
Wow, Ted, my eyes watered when I walked into the bathroom after you. Well done. Poo Props to you.
When you're about to drop the worlds biggest crap
'Dude, get Guinness Book of Records on the phone! (nnnggh) this ones going to be huge (nnnggh)'
'Man, you're really pooing the win here'
A poo mitt is a temporary glove composed of toilet paper and used as a deuce lowering device, decreasing splash down so that toilet neighbours can’t gauge your work by sound
“My girlfriend was brushing her teeth whilst I was on the loo so I had to make a sneaky poo mitt”
You like black guys ramming your asshole and filling you with cum while driving a 6.0 powerstroke
My friend like to 4hg poo while driving his new 6.0 ford. It makes him feel strong and submissive to 4hg poo