Random
Source Code

mustard water

shluuuuurpp scheweeeelugsh glug glug sptptptptp scheeeeulp lplplp schwwap scheeeeuwp pspspshwuup

“hey can you get me a drink”
“sure man”
passes cup of water
“why is it so thick and yellow takes a whiff smells like…”
“bro it’s mustard water”
proceeds to bend them over
“scheeeelup slluuurp schwpspsps schelughshsh”

by sussyblackguy March 24, 2022


nigerian water

When you have shit, piss, nut, and sometimes blood in a bucket.

Hey did you try some Nigerian water today.

by Brendanhasafatass September 3, 2020


chop wood carry water

Chop Wood Carry Water means to do the things you need to do to achieve your aim. Hardwork, labour, persistent all muffled together over a long period of time, will result into goals achieved. It's the name of a book tho.

Chop Wood Carry Water man. It's not going to get any easier.

by Brainydaps January 13, 2023


Dirty nipple water

The result of a woman shitting on a mans chest hitting his nipple and the act of him pressing a glass half full of water against it and shaking. The use of the liquid varies. Commonly called dnp and way more popular than you’d thing in the southeast.

Jerome wanted to make some dirty nipple water last night so he had tina shit on his chest and she obliged.

by Dirty nips June 6, 2019


Walk on water

Dry ice

You can walk on water for 1 tonne of dry ice

by Cody5050 January 29, 2022


Water Pick

When someone has a piece of food stuck in their teeth and no dental floss or anything else to get it out, so you offer piss in their mouth to dislodge it, similar to a real dental water pick.

Mike: I've had this chunk of meat stuck in my teeth and can't get it out. This is insanely annoying.
James: If you want, we can step into the mens room and I can give you a water pick.

by Kickballa February 11, 2018


madysen waters

The most beautiful girl u will ever meet Very sweet to the ones she is in a relationship with Will always put a smile on ur face Always smiling and cheerful

Sweet lovely Madysen waters

by Hi I like my self January 21, 2017