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The act of a Brigham Young University Coed grabbing her boyfriend's or Date's genitalia with a relaxed grip and briefly licking the areas of his shaft in between her fingers with her tongue in a teasing manner but not placing any portion entirely in her mouth so as to act like she really isn't giving him head to avoid feeling guilt and/or church discipline.
Roommate: Hey Josh, how was your first date with Stephanie last night, are you two going to have to see the Bishop ha?
Josh: Bro! It was sweet bro! But Naw, Oral is Moral, plus she didn't 'technically' suck my D okay, she just gave me the good old BYU Blow Job so we're good bro!
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Being lowered from an operation crane down a canyon wall while antagonised meat ants are released intermittently through a funnel into your anus, and then guffing them out into an open flame upon reaching the ground to be placed into a pepper grinder.
Dude, get your crane license already so you can give us a scenic rim job!
"Patricia was hospitalised after her scenic rim job", said Frank Frankfurter.
"Wow, that Pacific rim-job gave me the mumps!" said Frank numbly, while staring into the hollow abyss of his soul.
I had to arrange a carer for my grandmother to make time for my scenic rim-job.
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a term used to describe someone so ugly, too ugly even to be a paper bag job - their body is their only redeeming factor. to combat that ghastly predicament, the only suitable act is to create a paper mache mask of someone more attractive and stick it on her misshapen, scabby head so that you can make sweet fucklove.
Woman: You like me? Some guys think i'm ugly.
Man: Nah, your just a paper mache job.
Woman: Huh?
Man Nothing. (to bartender) Absinthe please.
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a complicated 69 where two flexible partners lick eachothers assholes.
fred you got any orbitz sally made me give her a "double rim job" last night
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The art of smearing peanut butter onto your balls, then sitting on the sofa with your pants around your ankles, whilst your girlfriend licks it off...and by girlfriend i mean bulldog.
'He laid back and stared at the ceiling while the bulldog lapped hungrily at the peanut butter covering his sweaty sack and exclaimed "oooh Buster, this is the best Larsson lick job i have ever had"
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1. A blowjob from someone with a mustache who subsequently swallows the ejaculate.
2. When a mustachioed person ejaculates on someone and then eats the cum off.
I'm the only one who's willing to give you a Michigan mop job.
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the act of wiping ones anal juice on the rim of someones drink container.
Friend 1: Shhhh, dont look but i just gave jennys beer a rim job!
Friend 2: Awww dude i was going to try and get on some of that!
Friend 1: Well, make sure she brushes her teeth first.
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