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A lazy non workin person who does nothing but feen on stuff with no money. Who sleeps around with any std smelling female, and can't even take a lady out on a date.
Yo!, look theres dat "playa bum" over there feenin on some weed and ass!
When you eat regular food and it makes you sick because you are temperamental. It can even make you bleed out the bum for no apparent reason. Regular people can eat the same thing and be fine.
I ate dinner last night, nothing out of the ordinary, and it gave me Gurdy Bum, I have no idea why, its so grosse and hurts. Why isn't anyone else sick today??
The result of a hard day of defecation, or the consumption of sunflower seeds shell and all.
Will: Dude I just ate a whole bag of sunflower seeds!
Dawson: Did you eat the shells too?
Will: Of course!
Dawson: You better get ready for some heavy bum bleed.
A group of lads: Generally around 4-6 members of a group that find degenerate, sexist and outright narcissistic humour funnier than your nan's clit.
'See those losers over there'
'Yeah, they look like bum babies'
I ate too much chilli last night and spent all this morning giving birth to Bum Babies.
A Mike pickle bum is an extremely hard find. You should recognise one by his hairy chest and big doe eyes. A Mike pickle bum is very loving and caring and if you should find one, love him with all your heart because you won't find another. A Mike pickle bum loves to travel and explore the world. You should prepare yourself for adventure and potentially sleeping rough occasionally. A Mike pickle bum loves to be on the look out for treasure as well and will probably idolise Indiana Jones. However through all of his travels and stories he has to share, he adores snuggling up on sofas with a good film and a cat asleep on his lap. A Mike pickle bum will treat you so well and love you forever. He will make you giggle and cuddle you rotten. He will surprise you and treat you to surprisingly good lasagnas. A Mike pickle bum is the most special thing you will ever meet.
"I met a Mike pickle bum!" She whispered gleefully.
"No! That's wonderful!" Her friend exclaimed through gritted teeth, the deep shade of green envy flushing through her cheeks.