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Wetting the bed means peeing on your bed.
You: what a great dream!
Why is my bed sheet wet?
OH NO I WET THE BED!
When you’re spooning with a girl and fall asleep, only to wake up and find out you had a wet dream while spooning her.
Dude last night I accidentally caught myself wet spooning with Sarah, good thing she didn’t wake up and find out! It would’ve been embarrassing!
When you lick your finger and then run it from genitals to asshole or from asshole to genitals while running between someone's legs.
If you keep that up I'm going to give you a wet Jake.
When the coke is shining like a wet glizzy in the sun. You know that shihhhh gunna be some serious Peruvian powa.
That’s some wet food bruh. We gunna get lit.
A wet pokémon is when you are about to eat pussy but it looks like one of the original pokémon while wet.
Guy 1: Man... your sister is weird.
Guy 2: Why's that?
Guy 1: I was eating her pussy last night and when I opened my eyes, her pussy was a wet pokémon!
Guy 2: Oh yeah. I forgot to tell you about that.
Guy 1: How would you know about that?
Guy 2: Uhh... "experience."
When you are two lazy when masturbating so you just orgasm in your boxers and leave them on.
Tim: I'm wearing my wet boxers today
Tom: Nice!
When a woman ejaculates and urinates on a man’s face at the same time while she is sitting on his face.
My side-bitch is crazy, last night while she was riding my face, she gave me a Wet Muschamp...but I kind of liked it.