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The shit that comes out of your ass when you take a shit or have a wet fart
Damn dude did you blow up the bathroom with you poop vapor ass?
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when your eating out an ass, but it smells frightful and looks like it's been stretched out and wrinkled. A poop tuba is generally caused by forgetting to shower. Only fucking retards are known to have poop tubas because everybody showers before sex.
I ate out a girl butthole last night, but she had a real stinky poop tuba. Never gonna fuck her again.
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doing something ass-backwards (literally, in it's original form)
This term sprang like a phoenix rising from the ashes from an incident that happened to a friend of mine. We'll call him Dude. Dude had the flu, and everything that comes with it, and was sprinting toward the bathroom for the millionth time with diarrhea when he realized he had his underwear on backwards. With no time to spare he proceeded to "do his business" through the fly opening or, to poop of out of the peehole.
As the phrase rolls off of the toungue so easily, it came to have many different applications.
*Parts of this story may have been dramatized for effect
"did I just poop out of the peehole?" (driver asking passenger in a car if they had driven the wrong way out of a parking lot.)
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to cleanse one's colons with the urinary excretion of another.
"Forget Doctor! Lets play Poop Chutes and Bladders!"
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To shit yourself before you make it to the toilet
I was rushing home from work today and had to take a pre-toilet poop
The fourth cycle of poop that has corn in it. Not much nutrimental value left. Leads to dinge Foot. Dingy and grey in color.
After I had to waffle Stomp my fourth poop corn I developed dinge foot.
When your friend goes to the bathroom, and you start hitting on the girl he was with.
Dude, Ryan just went to take a dump. Watch the door while I pull a Poop 'N Scoop?