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1: A gateway into listening to even shittier music, such as, but not limited to, Motley Crue, Disturbed, Puddle Of Mudd, Rob Zombie, and Atreyu.
2: An alternative to wearing a giant sign that says "I'm a douchebag".
Kid in AC/DC T-shirt: "AC/DC Rules! All new music sucks!"
Me: (Slaps AC/DC kid in the face with a Mars Volta CD)
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When a gay retard t bags you dick while your sleeping
Yo bro, this morning my "male" dog was being a t bag bitch boy
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sexual act whereby a man with an unwiped, freshly shitty ass titty fucks a woman leaving the doo-doo residue on her abdomen thus providing her with a number one t-shirt.
dude, she was so drunk she asked me to give her a number one t-shirt before i strawberry shortcaked her!
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“Okay beetlejuice here’s your question, how do you spell red?”
“Beetle juice: “L S T E R”
“Great job”
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T H M - Thorpey Herpes Mouth
A condition where the carrier has been around the block so many times in ones 106 Gti that he has herpes mouth. The condition is contagious, it has been discovered that members of society most at risk are the female under 16's but it can be passed on to males through female carriers.
I kissed a bird last she had the worst breath ever
Mate she has T H M - Thorpey Herpes Mouth
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When you drink mass quantities of acidic beverages that turn your jizz into acid. That has a a high enough ph level to burn through fabric.
I was jerking this guy off and he blew his load then fucking gave me a The Melting T-Shirt!
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