August 1

Happy National Girlfriends Day to all the girls out there!

Today is August 1 which is National Girlfriends Day.

Free coffee for $1

Something a stupid person wrote

Free coffee for $1

Left handed 1 December

You may only use the left Hand to get it

After NNN I used the left hand to totally get it cause it’s left handed 1 December

1 inch willie

A very small penis. Normally a sarcastic term for a small penis, not literally a 1 incher.

I heard Mitchell has a 1 inch Willie.

Modernia 1

Modernia 1 is a European strategy game in which you take control of a nation and decide the future of Europe. It was developed by General Gold.

I am going to play the hit game Modernia 1.

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the final stages of ones boredom before they finish off, they die, they tear to electrons.

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guy 2: NO DONT LEAVE NOW!!! YOU HAVE SO MUCH TO LIVE FOR *terrible sad music plays and a random kiss scene happens*

January 1

A day to celebrate with all your bitches.

Friend 1: It’s January 1st! Come celebrate with me
Friend 2: Ok!