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1st drink 2 parts strong laxative, next grab per pelt banana, lube with spit till slippery, swallow banana hole, chase wit a further 2 parts strong laxative, 4 to 6mins later your roast banana should be well done, serve on warm plate, if you are lucky you be able to drizzle off banana poo goo either as a dipping sauce or a cheeky chaser.
Lax, pre pelt banana, 4 to 6mins good to serve, Roast Banana
That one girl in the group who sleeps around and hoards men-so her girlfriends can't have them. Similar to the way a squirrel hoards nuts for the winter.
Damn it! Tiffany knew I was so into Dave and she just swooped in and banged him just so I couldn't have him! That bitch is such a banana squirrel!
In the quiet corner of a small village, nestled beneath the shade of an ancient tree, lay the remnants of a forgotten dream—a banana plantation once vibrant with life and promise, now reduced to ruins. Each fallen tree, once laden with the golden fruit of hope, now whispered tales of hardship and loss. The once bustling farm, a symbol of prosperity, now stood as a silent testament to the relentless march of time and the fragility of human endeavor. As the sun dipped below the horizon, casting long shadows upon the abandoned fields, the sorrowful echoes of what once was lingered in the air, leaving the reader to ponder the fleeting nature of dreams and the bitter taste of unfulfilled potential.
Master: GET BACK TO WORK YOU BLACK MONKEY
Me: banana bonanza
Him:CRIES
This includes a blazer, jeans, or pastel shorts. Make sure to wear your pin!
Kevin went to go give his prospectus to the department, his labmates made sure to dress banana casual.
During sexual intercourse when you're thrusting, you take out a banana and start inserting the banana into the woman's particular area
I gave my girlfriend the countryside banana slama and now my banana is mushy
If youre flowing bananas, it means you're gay and open for business, the banana part indicates gay and flow because they're a steady stream of studs coming your way
Dave:I heard he's been flowing bananas!
Steve:dang! Maybe I'll hit him up!