Singing Bird

The name of the noise that is made when you stub your toe or smash your balls on a broad or sharp object.

*High pitched screech*

Oh man nice singing bird, your balls ok?

Kendall the Bird

When a girl named Kendall is super hot

Damn do you see kendall the bird.

I like BIRDS

When you like birds

Liamth: I want to be a orthodontist.
Garreth: I like BIRDS

Bird Sauce

Vaginal fluids

“I was clapping this broad and I ended up with bird sauce on my johnson”

Jin-Jin Bird

The funniest joke ever told.
Trust me.
Its hilarious.

Andrew: “Looks like the Jin-Jin Bird’s fallen out of its nest!”
Me: “go fuck yourself”

Polish Birds Nest

A sexual position (usually with 3 people, one preferably with long hair) where one person puts there hair around a females genitals, then a male penetrates the females genitalia with his penis until the nest is dyed white with a mixture of the 3 peoples sperm.

“What’s up man, you look like you haven’t slept!”
“Aw man you should’ve seen it, I performed the Polish Birds Nest with Sally and Greg.”
“Isn’t Sallly your sister?”

dicky bird

can you tell your twin to keep his hand away from your crotch?

Yeah true, its really disgusting behaviour to leave me on read. Disgusting is not the right dicky bird, immature? overtly intentional? vibe-killing?

I don't know. I don't take pleasure in being ghosted, rejected. This too shall pass.