Stephan and alex are the best married couple! They are both ugly as hell, but a really good match! I hope theses to love birds live forever together!
Stephan: Oh i love you babe
Alex: love you too!
*they make oStephan and Alex live forever together.
The best Alex ever don’t even think about saying “oh my Alex is better” cuz that’s cap cuz my Alex is the best Alex. Mines hotter, smarter, funnier just better. Sorry kids (not really).
Boy 1: did u see Alex (she’s taken) she’s really hot.
Boy 2: ye but don’t bother (she’s taken).
BIGGEST DICK, NO ONE LIKE HIM, CONSISTENTLY DABS,
THE ERSKINE IS ALSO A MONSTER WITH DICKS FOR HANDS
ALSO WANKS 24/7 UNDER UR BED
THE ALEX ERSKINE IS UNDER YOUR BED
A tall and skinny babbling idiot, always saying sum shit that doesn’t make any sense, usually a degenerate pot smoker, also probably watches a LOT of Fortnite porn.
Dude just mute your mic your being an Alex Mendler, and I can hear the big busty renegade raider porn playing in the backround.
When a man ejaculates immediately after touching a woman’s thigh
Hey man how was your date last night
Oh not so good I Alex Rabed in the car on the way to her place.