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anal soliloquy

When you fart around others, and no one notices.

(Enter Romeo, in a crowded room, facing audience): *Farts*
Audience: What a beautiful Anal Soliloquy. Shakespeare had such a way with words...

by Dringo Funhands November 20, 2016


anal jet

Powerful stream of water (from a fountain or a pressure washer) up someone's arse.

Last night derek had such a hard anal jet the water came though his throat out of hit mouth.

by DarkCockolate February 26, 2021


No anal april

u can not do anal in April

it’s no anal april tomorrow

by Mingeasher69 March 22, 2021


No anal april

No anal april is a month we’re a couple can’t have anal sex for a whole month only missionary

Joe: hey babe it’s no anal april

Sarah: oh no we can’t have anal sex then!

by @coomified on Instagram February 2, 2021


anal smoocher

One who smooches anus whilst giving it a bit of tongue in the hope of recieving a tiny chunk of shit.

Josh is an anal smoocher.

by dicknibbler October 29, 2015


Anal Oyster

The act of shoving your balls into someone's anus

We didn't have any anal beads handy, so I put my balls into her anus and gave her an Anal Oyster

by The danger ranger December 19, 2017


anal peircings

the worst mistake of your life.

i got anal peircings.... fuck my life

by cockaflutledoo February 12, 2015