When you fart around others, and no one notices.
(Enter Romeo, in a crowded room, facing audience): *Farts*
Audience: What a beautiful Anal Soliloquy. Shakespeare had such a way with words...
Powerful stream of water (from a fountain or a pressure washer) up someone's arse.
Last night derek had such a hard anal jet the water came though his throat out of hit mouth.
No anal april is a month we’re a couple can’t have anal sex for a whole month only missionary
Joe: hey babe it’s no anal april
Sarah: oh no we can’t have anal sex then!
One who smooches anus whilst giving it a bit of tongue in the hope of recieving a tiny chunk of shit.
Josh is an anal smoocher.
The act of shoving your balls into someone's anus
We didn't have any anal beads handy, so I put my balls into her anus and gave her an Anal Oyster
the worst mistake of your life.
i got anal peircings.... fuck my life