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Fish finger nation is the nation created by the master Abdurisak mohammed. Fish finger town is an ally of forehead landia. Fish finger nation is about fish fingers and eating them.
FISH FINGER NATION IS BRILLIANT!!
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An affectionate, although offensive, slang for the male genitalia. It refers to the testicular sensory characteristics of the penis. in rare occasions a tickle pickle fish may smell like pickles and cheese.
After being out all night with many tickle pickle fish, my ramen the next morning never tasted the same.
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A sentence used when you have tea to spill with your friend about your sex life, or crush.
Zen says “let’s go fishing now, I have a huge barramundi to catch”
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Deep sea fishing is when you get really drunk and hook up with a fat chick.
Your friend: (most likely after a keg stand) He walks over to the fattest chick he has the best chances with and proceeds to hook up with her.
You: The next day show him pictures of the whale he landed!
This is deep sea fishing
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When a woman grabs a man's comb or hairbrush and uses it to pleasure herself (called hairbrushin). Leaving a thin coating of sparkling fluid that bonds with the man's hair when he unwittingly uses the item to style his hair. The end result is an subliminal aroma that causes instant jealousy in women and admiration in men. Not to be confused with Harvey's bristol cream.
Joan noticing the flacid nature of Lucas's hair decided what he really needed was a fine bit of Elena's fish oil to give him a little lift to his sagging coiffure. Little did she know, Lucas was the talk of the town the whole next day
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Is a gay euphemistic innuendo to refer to an anus. Usually used in a context where one would like to rim someone. It's metaphorical to the orifice of the human rectum that looks like a star-fish and is darker in color than the rest of the skin.
So, me and David fooled around last night, it wasn't long before I ate his chocolate star-fish... Yum!
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1. Slang term to descibe an axolotl.
2. An axolotl who is just BEGGING for a mate, but their owner doesn't want to get another pet.
3. A penis.
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Gotta go, I have to feed my Mexican Wanking Fish...
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My pet axolotl Bubbles is SUCH a Mexican Wanking Fish. He drops his sperm everywhere in the tank and I'm too afraid to stick my hand in the tank to feed him.
I am saving up for that cute pair of pink high-heels and I don't want to get him a stupid mate!
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Dude, do your fly up - I can see your Mexican Wanking Fish!
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