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blind hairy hands

When you touch yourself these are some of the notable symptoms.

That guy touches himself, we call him bhh (blind hairy hands)

by jjplatinum March 4, 2017

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Hand Bitin Fine

A term used to describe a guy who is extremely hot or attractive. Once you see the man, you usually take your hand and bite it because of how attractive he is.

"Oh, man. You see that guy over there?"
*Heck yeah*
"He is for sure Hand Bitin Fine.

(as both bite on their hands)

by Rose24 November 12, 2010

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Back-handed insult

Something that sounds like an insult until you explain and find out its really a compliment

Dude 1: man, she's F.A.T.

Dude 2: dude she doesn't even weigh 100 pounds.

Dude 1: dude F.A.T. means Fabulous and Tasty. Its a back-handed insult

by The Duk3 March 30, 2021

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Mental Hand Job

1. Modern American politics; 2. Ex-girlfriend explaining why you should take her back; 3. Anything uttered by a public defender.

When Sandy said, "But babe, I was drunk, and he didn't mean anything. I love you so much, and I'm so horny right now, couldn't I just come in for one glass of wine?" Larry thought, "Jesus, that was the best mental hand job I've ever experienced."

by pfc. snowball May 13, 2011

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One hand on the binoculars

A phrase to insinuate that someone (usually male) was watching someone else through binoculars - already in creepy stalker territory - but was also doing so while masturbating.

Hey girl, I saw you across the street yesterday!

Yeah - with one hand on the binoculars!

by Bobstafarian June 21, 2010

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Second Hand Person

When someone is talking to you and you have another friend come and vouch for you

AnaMarie was talking to Uriel and AnaMarie asked Martha to come cause she was her Second Hand Person

by anabanana04 December 1, 2020

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Second Hand Luke

The act of letting your boyfriend go down on you after letting another guy ejaculate in you earlier.

I went over to Tom's house for an afternoon quickie, then when i got home Steve went down on me for an hour. I totally gave him a Second Hand Luke!

by Yinzer4life February 6, 2011

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