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When a goth girl wearing black lip stick kisses you all over your face, except your lips, making you look straight out of a racist comic from the Alabama newspaper.
Hey Ryan! My girl gave me the Jim Crowe kiss last night, you need to try it!
The 20th of January is known as National Kiss a Soccer Boy Day in the state of Louisiana.
Guy: What day is it?
Girl: It’s National Kiss a Soccer Boy Day
November first you can kiss the homies and it won’t be gay
Bro: you it’s nov 1st
Other bro: so
Bro:It’s kiss your homies day
hey ladies !! october 23 is national kiss a boy that drives a lexus day ;))) go out there and do your thing :p
girl: omg it’s national kiss a boy that drives a lexus day!
friend: you should kiss a kevin nguyen :0
When someone takes a dump and doesn’t wipe, later sitting on someone’s forehead leaving a poo stain.
Your friend wants to give you a devils kiss therefore, she takes a dump and doesn’t wipe her ass. She sits on her friends face leaving a poo stain of her butthole.
When a couple pisses, cums, and shits in a bowl, then mixes it to the consistency of oatmeal. One then drinks from the bowl, and they start making out with tongue.
Dude 1: My girlfriend wanted to oatmeal kiss last night.
Dude 2: Lucky motherfucker
When you're eating someones ass and they clench on your lips and or tongue.
Bro, I was eating Lindsay's ass last. Ifht and she gave me a donut kiss.