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Husband: You cheated on me with my brother, you slut!
Wife: Well, your cock just couldn't cut it.
Husband: Shut your "man meat mansion."
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When one parts their lips, keeping the teeth clenched, while their sexual partner defecates through their teeth
Jenny gave Harry a Beijing Meat Grinder, his teeth were stained for weeks!
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When a person makes another person suck on a dildo...the "meat free" alternative to sucking on a mans penis.
Whoa! dude my gf gave me the best vegan meat whistle ever last night YUM!
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What Ogre wants you to do. As commanded in the song "Spasmolytic"
swirling tastes, fornicate rotted meat
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one who keeps a optional partner on the side as a back up plan
comes from the movie Tommy Boy when Chris Farley tries to order chicken wings
"yea she turned me down, but I still have that Meat lovers pizza that works at the mall"
or
friend: "dude how did you get that girl to go out with you?"
person: "It didn't matter anyway I hooked up with this Meat lovers pizza at work last night"
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A Hot Dog with has a taste that is unidentifiable.
Blegh! This isn't a hot dog, it's just hot meat.
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Mmmmm! im going to have a meat spinach butty for breakfast
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