The boobs on a female that are only for Michael. He get to see them whenever he wants, gets to grab them, and every once in a while he gets to take a nice nap on the most comfortable pillows in the world.
“Stop touching my boobies will, these are only for Michael, these are michaels boobies.”
he is a god and everyone should worship him and his 2000 meter long dick.
michael toombs stole my bike, shoved it up the mail mans ass and then set fire to my dog.
An instance when someone acts as if they are superior to others or much cooler than they actually are but in reality they’re a massive geed.
“Bro I am totally super cool with women, all the AXO girls at the last party wanted me to go home with them” - Michael
“No bro, they were roasting you” - Everyone
“That’s a major Michael Moment” -Carson
Mejor editor de todo fakeland / mejor Taehyung / y la mejor persona que puedes encontrarte por estos lugares. Also, adjetivo para "precioso, adorable, genial, increíble, sublime, asombroso" y pareja oficial del motociclista Levi Lavòire.
— Lev.
X: Hey, ¿sabes cuál es el nombre del mejor Taehyung de fakeland?
Levi: Sí, Michael J. O'Brien. ♡
"Hey, who is that?"
"Oh, that's Michael Giles!"
absolute G epic gamer dont mess w him or tommy gbur will sit on you he doesnt have ligma
normal human: he is literally god
Michael Desousa- cool guy
Some Roblox COD Zombies ripoff, just play the original game if you're not broke!
Jeff: "Yoo wanna play Black Ops Zombies?"
Jon: "Nah let's play this shit called Michael's Zombies, sounds fun!"
Jeff: "You broke as hell bitch!"