Almond milk

it's called almond milk because nobody can say nut juice without a straight face
THIS WAS MADE BY JESSICA A. DON'T TAKE MY CREDIT

almond milk?
me: you mean nut juice *bursts out in a fit of laughter*

milk shaking

you shit and cum into ones mouth and force them to eat it and the violently shake them creating a milk shake in the stomach

i got a giant milk shaking last night

Milk Monster

Milk = White Monster = big and ugly

Deshawn here comes a Milk Monster to tell us how he’s not racist.

Milk Brick

When milk becomes solid (aka cheese)

**MMMMMMMMM** THAT SOME GOOD MILK BRICK

Milk Brick

when milk becomes a solid form (aka cheese)

MMMMM MILk BRICK

Mommies Milk

An undying thirst for diversity of the mouth

When I see Mommies Milkers I want Mommies milk!

Golden Milk Kilt

The same as a Milk Kilt, but the two participants are your wife and sister-in-law.

"Bro, I heard you got a Milk Kilt the other night! ""Naw, it was a Golden Milk Kilt, it was my wife and sister-in-law."