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the hottest man i have ever laid eyes on, and a kick-ass guitar player and singer, for green day he's married *grumble* to Adrienne Nesser, and has two kids, Joseph Marciano and Jakob Danger.
billie joe armstrong is SO HOT!
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The act in which a male ejaculates in and onto a woman's anus, then proceeds to shave his pubic hair and place on the anus, resembling the ass of Mighty Joe Young.
Person 1: "Why are your pubes shaved man?"
Person 2: "I gave a chick a Mighty Joe Young."
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A blow job given with a mouth full of sloppy joe mix, ground beef, or Manwich.
Hey, before you finish that Manwich, why don't you come over here and give me a Sloppy Joe Job.
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Billie joe armstrong the leadsinger of greenday. a kickass band that people claim to be sellouts but are just as good a band as they were in the early 90's...you are not a fan of greenday just cause u think billie joe armstrong is hot......billie joe armstrong is a good guy and is married ....sorry teenies
pouser:OMFGZ billie joe armstrong is so hawt!!!11
me: name one song by greenday
pouser: OCEAN AVANUE!!!
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When you are having anal sex with a girl, pull out your dick, take off the shitty condom and put it under her nose as a mustache. You then "gavel" her forehead with your dick.
I didn't know that she was that freaky in bed till she asked for a Judge Joe Brown.
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Joe Biden (Democrat) is currently (as of Nov. 17, 2020) a presidential candidate of The 2020 United States Presidential race. Joe Biden is currently claiming that he is the winner of the election.
The 2020 Election process is currently being accused with heavy election fraud. The President Trump's Legal Process was started in order to guarantee the Legitimacy of the 2020 Election, and to stop any irregularities from occuring in future elections. The legal process already has found hundreds of evidences of Election fraud, including hundreds of affidavits, all only 2 weeks post election.
The Democrats are currently denying to find any potential election frauds, not because there isn't any evidence, but because they can't afford to potentially lose the election. This shows that the Democrat party, and majority of the people that support the Democrat party do not have any intentions to show the American people if the election was trustworthy or not. Joe Biden still claims that there were zero frauds.
The Democrats are currently censoring and blocking anyone that wants election legitimacy. The Democrats are not able to guarantee election legitimacy to the American people.
"Joe Biden just sniffed my hair!"
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Something that smart people say.
Guy1: Fuck Joe Biden
Guy2: You're a very smart person
Guy1: how do you know that? You just met me so how do you know how smart I am?
Guy2: because you said fuck joe biden, so you are obviously a smart person and you know what's up
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