When you need to take a shit and fart. The fart then smells really bad because you're holding that shit in.
Jess: Oh god what's that horrid smell?
Jacob: Sorry I just poo-puffed!
no it's a good thing to do that other guy is BSing you all
Friend 1: "it's great to poo in the sink, isn't it?"
Friend 2: "oh absolutely, our mental health is amazing for doing this!"
Tristan....
Tristan is Poo-Poo Crumbs
Bro you can't even wipe correctly, You got Poo-Poo Crumbs out the wazoo
The beach was covered with poo hawks so we ate our sandwiches in the car
A Posh Poo is where a person decides to poo their pants rather than go to the toilet.
Because your pants/boxers will be ruined and thrown away, its considered to be a "Posh" poo because it will cost you alot of money in the long run replacing all the soiled clothes.
Simon said to Luke, "I cant be bothered to get off the sofa & go to the toilet, I'm going to have a Posh Poo here instead. ok?"
A Posh Poo is where a person decides to poo their pants rather than go to the toilet.
Because your pants/boxers will be ruined and thrown away, its considered to be a "Posh" poo because it will cost you alot of money in the long run replacing all the soiled clothes.
Simon said to Luke, "I cant be bothered to get off the sofa & go to the toilet, I'm going to have a Posh Poo here instead. ok?"