Rural Dictionary

twelve rocks in a box

a jury. You, and eleven of your fellow citizens if you've ever served jury duty. Derogatory, may be used by defense or prosecution counsel if you came back with a verdict that went against them.

"The guy had a .15 BAC, hit a parked car, and puked on the officer, but those twelve rocks in a box came back with a "Not Guilty". Can you believe it? I need to do insurance law..."

by redwoodempiredev July 11, 2008

A style of soft rock originating in the mid 90s that usually consists of lyrical themes are drawn from a put on “soft guy/lonely” persona, and consists of dudes in their late 20s with skinny jeans and long hair singing about how a woman betrayed them, how they got cucked by another dude, or how lonely they are in the world. It also contains the same 4-5 chords on guitar and a single beat on drums throughout the entire song. The typical fan of this genre can be expected to be a guy who likes to act like he cares about social issues, and worships women because he’s so starved of pussy that he must sacrifice everything that makes him a man. Examples of beta male rock bands are: Gin Blossoms, The Goo Goo Dolls, Counting Crows, Matchbox Twenty, and Lifehouse.

Andddddd that was “Hey Jealousy” by the Goo Goo dolls…. I mean Oasis…. I mean Gin Blossoms! Eh, who gives a fuck, they’re all beta male rock bands anyway.

by Bubby Bubby August 30, 2022