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Beaned

The act of being hit in the Genitals by a blunt projectile

In the midst of a Football game
Man #1: FUCK! *Falls over holding his groin*

Man #2: What happened?

Man #1: Kyle just beaned me with a football*breaks down into tears*

Man #2: HA, fuckin nerd, shoulda worn your strap you dumbass!

Man #1: ;-;

by Wisecrack34 October 29, 2019


Beaned

To be beaned is to be playing a spy/stealth game, attempt to kill your target, and have them kill you first out of your lack of skill.

Jim totally beaned me when he found out he was my target.

by The Bean Men May 19, 2019


Beaned

Not referring to the bean man meme, but a odd joke to mispelling the word "Banned", Beaned is also a word used on discord Rarely to joke that someone is getting banned,

Mod: Dont Break the Rules
User 1: Haha Frick
User 2: Someone is gettin Beaned hah

by Pipimi March 3, 2018


Beaned

To Jizz make some cream cheese all over your friends mom.

"I just beaned in your mom expect a sibling in 9 months"

by Beaned in your mom August 1, 2018


String bean

A ingredient in cooking good food or other wise used to reduce the pride of someone.

Person:- Bro you legit look like a brick.
Person 2:- Man, shut yo lean mean string bean charlie sheen limousine canteen trampoline serpentine head a## tf up.

by Sussy person January 4, 2022


String bean

A person who looks tall and thin

"Man that guy is such a string bean looking motherfucker"

by Hannah10xo October 26, 2022


Milky Bean

To expell ones semen on to a clitoris. Then rub said clitoris, using the metaphorical milk as lubricant.

"My partner was as dry as the Sahara last night, and we'd ran out of lube. So I gave her a Milky Bean, and she jilled herself off to ecstasy".

by Bean_Boy December 20, 2021