When a person sticks their finger in their nose and then puts it in someone’s ear and wiggle it around.
Eww Bobby, did you just give me a wet boogy?!?
When a man soaks his bed with a garden hose, then jerks off onto it. also known that in some instances, some of the male icing can get the eyes of the user.
person 1: Hey man, why are your eyes red this morning?
person 2: It was a messy wet pop-tarting last night.
a term coined for something snarky, generally in the context of a sporting event.
Man, that ball flight is so low.. atleast it's going to run like a wet brit.
A term coined for a snarky action, most commenly used during a sporting event.
Not bad Patrick, you hit that drive off the toe a little bit. It's going to run like a wet brit though.
a big sloppy kiss, the creepy kind Burl Ives gives you licence for in his Christmas Carol, "Holly Jolly Christmas."
She was really young, but she was right there under the mistletoe, so I planted a wet burl on her.
a homosexual that has been made wet by the bathroom.
my friend who was a dry homosexual, hopped in to the shower and once they came out turned into a wet homosexual.
When you see someone or a picture of someone that is so sexy that you become very turned on.
1:Can I see a picture?
2:Oh my wetness! He is hot