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The name of the man who is believed to have eaten 10 buckets of chicken in 3 minutes, hence "Chicken Master". It is also believed that chicken master doesn't chew on his chicken, but merely swallows it whole, we tried to contact the local KFfor confirmation but Chicken Master was unavailable at the time. Throughout Chicken Masters life, he has been the origin of many classic quotes, here is just a few of them: "Chicken? Chicken, answer me!! Chicken!?!? CHIIIKEENNNNN"
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU'RE ALL OUT OF CHICKEN!?!?!"
"Square Enix was bought by Microsoft"
"The following takes place between the drumstick, and the wing
"I'll have the chicken with a caesar salad, hold the salad"
"Splinter Cell is better than metal gear solid"
He also likes to tell boring stories about spanish class.
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Spreading your seed into the mouths of innocent infidels. (Finishing on multiple people's faces)
You'll never find him feeding the chickens, no girl will ever think of letting him finish on her, much less multiple girls.
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1. n. (military) slang for a BCD or "bad conduct discharge", the second least desired status of a US military serviceman.
A serviceman usually leaves with an honorable, general under honorable conditions, general under dishonorable conditions, or the big chicken dinner. If he really fucked up, he'll get a dishonorable discharge.
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When your dream goes in and out of random skits that last a few seconds and are full of random hilarity,sex,odd things,and you have no control over what happens.
man I had a robot chicken dream last night first I was at home with Megan fox then I was in Mexico getting attacked by a swarm of cockroaches with sombreros
Group that Sebee forces people to join
Sebee: DO U WAT RECRUIT? JOIN CHICKEN NUGGET 5000 AND GIVE ROBUK ALSO USE STAR CODE SEBEE
Ingredients:
- This requires at least 3 people, two of them males.
- 1 lb chicken breast
- salt, pepper,garlic, lemon, and olive oil
- 1 onion
- 1 small bag of croutons (8 oz)
- 1/4 lb Traverse City cherries
- Lube optional
Take one chicken breast, season with salt, pepper, and garlic. Cut up chicken breast into one inch squares. Heat up a pan with a squirt of olive oil and some onions for about 5 minutes. Cook chicken for approximately 15 - 20 minutes.
One person positions themselves using a wall, or support structure of some kind, upside down with their anus in the air and fully exposed. Place fully cooked chicken pieces into the exposed anus. Add some Traverse City cherries, a squirt of lemon, and some croutons.
At least 2 other males then take turns masturbating into the anus of the upside down person. Let rest for 10 minutes.
Remove the contents from the anus and place in salad bowl, add salt and pepper to taste.
Serves 10.
They served The Michigan Chicken Salad at the barbecue today. Everyone loved it, although it was a bit too salty.
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A thing you slap at the velocity of 1665 m/s (3725.95 MPH) to cook.
Karen: Hey how do I cook this Rotisserie Chicken?
Steve: Just slap it with the velocity of 1655 m/s
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