rim job

when you put your leg behind your head someone licks your asshole

jimmy gave me a rim job but my legs poped out of place

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Bro Job

Totally hooking up your Bro, especially in a work situation. Particularly relevant for restaurant employees, as they are most prone to offensive language and insider lingo.

"Hey, I cut onions for you."

"Thanks for the total bro job!"

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Canadian Blow Job

When a man pours maple syrup all over another man's penis, dresses him in flannel, takes him to a Tim Horton's bathroom, and gives a blow job.

Marty: How are you feeling tonight Ed?
Ed: What are you talking aboot?
Marty: Nothing, but I would love a Canadian Blow Job right now.
Ed: Well, we are at Tim Horton's, so suck me off. Pour some maple syrup down my cock, eh?
Marty: Eh?
Ed: Eh!!

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mink job

having someone put a thumb in your asshole and jerking you off at the same time. followed by a sucking of the thumb

that Chinese girl gives a mean mink job. and she doesn't mind sucking the crap off her thumb.

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mo job

A blowjob performed by a man with a mustache.

You know who has a majestic mustache?
Who?
Tom Selleck.
Totally, with a mustache like that he could give a phenomenal mo job.

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Shrimp Job

When a girl (or guy) gives a blowjob to a person with a smaller than average dick. Or in other terms, a”micro penis”.

That dude’s dick is so small, girls give him shrimp jobs instead of blow jobs!

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Hose Job

When you suck your significant others genitals whilst they are urinating

"We were getting really freaky and she gave me a hose job"

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