Bro Job

Totally hooking up your Bro, especially in a work situation. Particularly relevant for restaurant employees, as they are most prone to offensive language and insider lingo.

"Hey, I cut onions for you."

"Thanks for the total bro job!"

Canadian Blow Job

When a man pours maple syrup all over another man's penis, dresses him in flannel, takes him to a Tim Horton's bathroom, and gives a blow job.

Marty: How are you feeling tonight Ed?
Ed: What are you talking aboot?
Marty: Nothing, but I would love a Canadian Blow Job right now.
Ed: Well, we are at Tim Horton's, so suck me off. Pour some maple syrup down my cock, eh?
Marty: Eh?
Ed: Eh!!

Kentucky Hand Job

When cleaning your cock and balls after giving yourself a Kentucky Blow Job (spitting dip spit on yourself while taking a shit because you missed the toilet), you say screw it and wank one off while using the tobacco juice as lube.

Nasty! I just gave myself a Kentucky Blow Job! Oh well....might as well just finish it off and give myself a Kentucky Hand Job.

japanese titty job

Where three Japanese milfs get together and attatch jumper cables to their nipples with the other end attatched to a Toyota 4Runner.

Hey Gina, will you partake in a Japanese titty job with me and La Creesha? We're gunna get our asain nips fried!

tape job

When someone's personality is so irritating and unbearable that during sex, you need to tape them over the mouth.

Dude, at least with a butterface you can put a bag over her head and continue. With this chick, you have to duct tape her to shut her up. What a motherf*cking tape job.

Boob job

Sam gave the best boob job last night @samantha.gomez9

Last night Sam came over and gave a boob job because she needs money. Add her she's desperate

mo job

A blowjob performed by a man with a mustache.

You know who has a majestic mustache?
Who?
Tom Selleck.
Totally, with a mustache like that he could give a phenomenal mo job.