When a guy is asleep, a girl slaps his face. That causes him to get a boner, so the girl jumps onto his dick. The guy screams, she shits in his mouth and he puts it on his dick. Then puts it back in her ass.
I did a flappy bird with a prostitute last night.
the reason i am homeless, jobless, and poor. All this and i my highscore is....2....
man: i love life
flappy bird addict: what liiiifeee?
man: a beautiful place that doesnt have flappy bird.
flappy bird addict: screw that im playing flappy bird.
A Bitch with A Loose Pussy
Hoeffany SWEAR up and down she the baddest in the game but yet she got the flappy bird 😂
flappy bird is the defintion of satan dont download it if you want your devices safe
flappy bird made me break my phone out of rage
Flappy bird-
“Chris I don’t know what to do the customer wants help with something”
“Help them then”
“But Rod is using the keys”
“Well use the other set then”
Curtis flaps around wildly and takes the wrong bunch then returns later having not helped the customer, flustered and confused.
“That’s it I’m sick of this, there is not a key on this bunch and I don’t know what to do”
basically another word for a vagina
“he destroyed my flappy bird last night”
A highly addictive arcade style game which requires minimal effort to get really fucking frustrated with, also a phrase used to describe a female who is extensively experienced in the art of shagging e.g. A prostitute, or a banging slag
'Dude did you try out flappy bird last night?'
'Yea man I went for the £100 session, lucky I haven't contacted HIV yet LUL'
'Meant the game mate'
'Awks...'