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1 : (noun) Liquid expelled from vagina, leaving the vagina "fresh".
2 : (verb) Worse than being a douche, the end product of douchebaggery.
3 : (noun) Common form of greeting between good friends
"That is some rank douche discharge Kelly!"
Brad: "Sean backed out again. The douche discharge didn't answer his phone."
Brett: "I know! That fuckin douche discharge owes me money."
"How have you been you dirty douche discharge?"
When someone fills their mouth with either beer, wine or some other alcoholic beverage to the point where their cheeks are swollen and then spit-squirt it at & into someones else's butt-hole from distance of no more than 6 inches away.
My buddies got a little drunk & carried away around the campfire the other night and one of them decided to poop without grabbing TP and had to ask the other to give him a festive douche in order to get right.
Weird thing is my other buddy told me how much HE enjoyed the night, but they are both married so I guess they aren't gay.
The act of saying something extremely shitty, racist/sexist, whatever the fuck you want that's a 0.006126126441 IQ move, and then calling it a joke, when you really mean it.
Person McGuyson: Clementine Ford was playing Hide and Douche today.
one who engages in douchey behavior as a form of cheap thrills
"Did you see that guy piss on that car?" "Yeah, what a La Douche."
When a person is cool or fun to be around most of a time, but occasionally will turn on his or her douche faucet and the doucheness will just flow out without stopping.
Chris: Dude, we were at "the party" and Joey just totally turned on his douche faucet, pushed me in the pool, called Connor a fatty, paid in pennies for 18 bags of chips at the store, then mugged a chinese immigrant, molested a three year old, and punched a mexican prostitute in the face!
Nik: What a douche faucet!
Geoff: I think Joey's douche faucet is taped down in the "on" position.
1.A dumb ass, idiotic person.
2.a non-clean situation,where you are dealing with a person of limited amount of brain cells.
She is such a "dirty douche"!
Why are you being a "dirty douche"?