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-almost always white males ages 13-19
-usually have long hair
-will greet you with a dumbass secret handshake
-play a sport and think they are cool because of it
-usually suck ass at the sport
-love to act like they are black
lax bros are douche bags
A human being who commits an atrocity such as stealing someone's life work and calling it their own. These douche bags tend to laugh at others misfortunes, or even worse, create the others misfortunes. It is often that douche bags steal from others that are not well known, but brilliant minds, who end up dying alone and talking to a laser beam pigeon in the mean time.
Edison: Hey, ah, Tesla, you're pretty smart, right?
Tesla: Yeah, I guess.
Edison: I'll pay you the equivalency of 1 million dollars if you fix my fucked up DC generators and motors.
Tesla agrees and does all of the work
Tesla: Done
Edison: HAHAHA TESLA YOU DON'T AMERICAN HUMOR YOU FOREIGN FUCK.
Tesla: .... douche bag.
1. A tool for vaginal cleaning and hygiene
2. A slang word for an ignorant, arrogant, impolite or selfish person
A man who is douchey
"Look at Zach he is a douchebag"
zach is a douche bag
You guys are douche bags. I basically by far improved an entry on here and you reject it.
You guys are douche bags. I basically by far improved an entry on here and you reject it.
Any person (usually male) who has a penis
Kelly: That guy has a penis, he is a total douche bag