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When the surrounding environment becomes so cold that one's penis shrinks to an extraordinarily small size (or possible inversion in severe cases!)
Commonly caused by cold weather temperatures.
May also be caused by exiting the shower into a cold draught - referred to as 'RAPID chilly chap stick'
May be relieved using many methods:
moving to a warmer environment is most common. However, if one is unable to do this then the individual may have to seek other methods of resolution e.g. watching pornography, masturbation, reading erotica, putting on many layers of underpants (thick woolly undergarments are best insulators), introduing a warm (not hot as it can cause extensive damage, and we wouldn't want that!) application to the inguinal/genital area e.g. hot (remember, never actually 'hot') water bottle.
One may experience acute chilly chap stick in which case the penis returns to a 'normal' (very subjective) size after a few mintues.
Chronic chilly chap stick can be worrying and embarassing for the individual and should be handled with sensitivity. Medical advice may be required if attempts to resolve chronic CCS does not produce results.
a.k.a. artic pecker
Mum! Mum! I've got chilly chap stick and my new girlfriend's coming round in 5 minutes!! Quick, what do i do?!!
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When one pukes into a stick mold, then freezes the mold, then, hours later, uses the frozen stick of puke to fuck another person.
Man, Janet and I got so drunk last night, I ended up shoving a Frozen Puke Fuck-Stick in her ass. The worst part was, after it melted down, her dog came and licked up the pile of melted shit-puke.
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Blunt object used by puerto ricans to beat white people
FUk these white peolpe jose, lets beat the shit outa them wit this PRBGS
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fresh, cool calm collective person, eloquent with words and has raw style for days
stick up kids...is a real hiphop emcee
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fo shizzle stick- to confirm a person's previous statement, usually one that includes something you really want to do.
person 1: our table better be open.
person 2: le duhhhhh, if it's not we'll beat up the skanks who stole it from us.
person 1: fo sho !
person 2: fo shizzle stick.
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whilst one is doing a girl from behind, he spits out tobacco juice on his stick to add flavor and "spice" things up
My girl loves Copenhagen so much she asked for the spicy beef stick!
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A Penis With Herpes.....
Refering To the penis as the protein stick because of Semen's high protein content.
And Pizza refering to the herpes looking like the toppings from pizza on a mans penis.
Watch out for that Guy.....He rocks a pizza protein stick.
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