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The Super Mario 64: 1995 Prototype is a fictional prototype of the game for the Nintendo 64, named Super Mario 64.
Not much is known about this prototype, aside from the fact it was VERY experimental, testing out new AI that Nintendo got from another Japanese company, thatallowed the game to change itself to fit one's 'Cognitive Desires', which means this prototype is different on every cartridge. Deisgn wise, it didn't look like your happy-go-lucky Super Mario game. The player model was a low poly, featureless man. The castle itself was rather eerie, with few light sources, and the basement was an elaborate mess of hallways.
Testers were called in to experiment with the technology, and it was working fine, except from one odd observation. Prolonged exposure to the basement in the prototype casued severe migraines. One tester, when Nintendo checked in on them after leaving them overnight, they were found in a delusional state, mumbling to themselves, in which they had to be wheeled away to hospital.
New testers were warned to NOT go to the basement for whatever reason.
After new testers were developing stroke-like symptoms from overexposure, Nintendo stopped new testers coming in, and cut all cartridges with the personalised AI.
If you've ever played a friend's Super Mario 64 cartridge, and felt something was off, now you know why.
Person A: Ever heard of the Super Mario 64: 1995 Prototype?
Person B: ...No.
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John: I love you so much Lisa, we are Ultimate Super Awesome Mega Bestie!
Lisa: I love you too John
A term President Obama assigned to high priced, fancy health insurance usually only affordable for the rich.
Here, it means really, really, REALLY big plans.
question: "What are you doing this weekend?"
Answer: "Dude!!!! I got super-gold-plated-cadillac-plans!! I'm off to Hawaii for some tasty waves and a cool buzz."
When you are more than besties and will always be there for each other. You laugh at each others super lame jokes all the time! Ultimate Super awesome mega besties usually don't know how they became friends, they just upgraded from stranger to Ultimate Super Awesome Mega Besties
John: We are friends right?
Lisa: Of course! no im wrong
John: So we arent friends?
Lisa: No I meant we were Ultimate Super Awesome Mega Besties
Vehicle of choice for the Macho Business Donkey Wrestler.
Soon the super karate monkey death car would park in my space.
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The most incredible type of sex possible to have, very rare and hard to find, but doing so is totally worth it.
The easiest method is to go either Amsterdam's Red Light District located in the Netherlands or (in)famous brothels in Nevada USA.
Be prepared to shell out some major cash for the best sex you will ever experience.EVER!!!
Guy One: "I headed out to that one awesome strip club you told me about it kicked ass and I boned this really hot chick"
Guy Two: "Great to hear it, how was she in the sack?"
Guy One: "Amazing, easily the best I ever had, it totally counts as Super Awesome Wild Monkey Sex ."
Guy Two: "Seriously? Man your a lucky SOB! Do you have her number, I want to see if she willing to have a threesome..."
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PUT WALUIGI IN SUPER SMASH BROS ULTIMATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
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