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Only the BEST online dictionary for funny things
Greg: Hey Joe, you heard of this thing called Urban Dictionary
Joe: Bruh we aren’t real, we are being typed on Urban Dictionary
A site used to jack off or to just to search useless stuff because your mom grounded you.
"Yooo, I had so much fun last night jacking off to sex fanfics on Urban Dictionary. We should do it together sometimes!"
A website where it is almost impossible to find a definition where no one is talking about sex god damit!
Me: Ay! Lets try to search up Hillary Clinton!
Result: The biggest bitch in the world who would have screwed up America
Me: ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°) ok.....
How about intersectionality, that's pretty obvious to be something weird.
Result: To be fucked up in more ways than one.
Me: (ᴗ ͜ʖ ᴗ) *inhales*
Me again: ( ͡☉ ͜ʖ ͡☉)
My note: if you are ever going to use this website, please, make your life better by talking an actual dictionary and READ GOD DAMIT!
This is defined as stupid like, HEY if your going to use uRbAn DiCtIoNaRy (The owners should delete this) use something else.
A site where every time I look up someone's name it says the complete opposite definition of the person I'm thinking of!
Me: Looks up "Logan"
Urban Dictionary's Definition: "Great Person with wonderful personality"
Me: Ummmm No!
Guy 1: *looks up boobs*
Girl 1: in stead of reading that read a proper book
Guy 1: but the definitions are so true
Girl 1: you sexist piece of shit the definitions say the best thing in the world all you guys do us use and tell us girls what we can and can't do then call us sluts but enjoy out sex then also do stuff like that urban dictionary is sexist people just write disrespectful things in fact it's not just towards girls it's men to but either way it has a lot of disrespectful things.
Urban dictionary is something that partially made me unholy and the bitch I am today like this if you agree .
Friend ,” hey look at this I found in the urban dictionary!”
Me ,” that ... Thing made me a bitch .... No.”
Urban Dictionary is a made up dictionary, where you could find some real shit like dank memes or mandingo parties
Person 1: hey man, what does cyka blyat mean?
Person 2: search it up in Urban Dictionary
Person 3: Oy Blin.