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A self-inflicted swirly in which one then proceeds to stick his/her head into the crouch of a female.
If you don't lock it up you're going to get a wet jilly
“Oui, where you going mate?”
“Going to the can go do a little wet logging”
When u pee a lil on the toilet paper to wipe ur ass with
When u pee a lil on the toilet paper to wipe ur ass with and it's called Quebec wet wipe
(Noun) Vigorously sucking on someone's pinkie toe with a bit of phlegm in your mouth at the same time. Typically used for foot fetishes.
"Sally just gave me the sloppiest Wet Yoljer I've ever had!"
"I'd love to give her a Wet Yolker!"
Having another person suck on your finger for you then giving someone a wet Willy
My mom and dad gave me a second hand wet Willy
A simile to "wet willy" - A wet Calvin is when a loving, caring, tender woman pours alcohol in one's year to establish final commitment and the next phase of their relationship. This is usually done after the loving, caring, tender woman opens her heart up and the "Calvin" didn't hear so this is how you clean the ears of soul connection and open the brick wall barricaded heart so he can love again.
"I told him the reason why I didn't want his potential children down my esophagus right away was because I wanted to be sure that what I was feeling wasn't based on sexual intimacy... but then when I told him, he just fell asleep and didn't hear me so i gave him a wet Calvin"
Similar to the mile high club but requires having sex on a boat, yacht or jet ski
While I was on the cruise I fucked this lady and became a member of the wet mile club.