dick-five-o

A cop that thinks that he/she is cool or hip, ala Hawaii Five O, but of course is not. Also useful for cops that are stuck in 70's fashion.

While hanging out at the mall:
"Oh great, here comes dick-five-o again!"

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S. O. Fucking L.

Shit Out Of Fucking Luck
1.To have luck so bad, you think you have no luck at all.

"Man, I can't believe the car borke down on the freeway."
"Yeah, I know. We're Just S.O.Fucking L."

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ass crack o' dawn

The very early portion of the day - around or before dawn. Derived from the term "crack of dawn."

"Man, I had to get up at the ass crack o' dawn to bring my mama to the airport for a 6am flight."

Beatrice got up every morning at the ass crack o' dawn to milk the cows.

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bub o lub bub

A redneck that has no clue about anything or life. Just a point less living being.

While driving through Polk County I saw tons of bub o lub bub's.

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D-O-Double-Gizzle

Spells dogizzlegizzle

You m runnin gizzle

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jo on the j-o-b

1. has to be sung "j-o on the j-o-b"
means to fuck around at work
2. waste time on payroll

I like to j-o on the j-o-b, j-o on the j-o-b!

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I Hizzy O P

A variant on "International House of Pancakes".

See also hizzy and waffle hizzy.

My bizzle be at the I Hizzy O P, fo' shizzle.

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