Pro-D Day

For some, a district-wide Pro-D Day is a welcome break from the normal daily drudgery of doing boring schoolwork. Hats are thrown in the air to celebrate this occasion, as children run into the streets to frolic amongst one another.

However, one is missing. This child is completing the next chapter's math assignments. He is double checking, triple checking, and then rewriting them in three different languages.

For the sake of anonymity, we will name this child Jacob - which in ancient Piemessessian (the language of Piemessess) means "he who has no life".

Truly, Pro-D Days are seen differently by all; just some a little more than others.

Jacob: "Oh damn, it's a Pro-D Day tomorrow. I won't be able to come in and ask the math teachers some questions on next year's midterm exam problems."

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S'd his D

Meaning Sucked His Dick.
A really stupid thing to say when you don't want to say the whole word because it's too dirty. May also make you get mocked really bad if you actually said it to someone.

Julie: Hey you S'd his D aye?
Opal: What? What are you talking about you retard? What are you, 12?

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G O D

you know when you want something really bad, and you close your eyes and wish for it really hard.......well he is the guy who ignores you.

G O D says "ask and you shall receive"

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D-Town Dootie

The sexual act of having sex doggystyle, then spitting on the female's back to fake an orgasm. As she turns around, the male quickly takes a shit on her face while yelling "Motown Baby!" - This manuever was perfected by a group of internet Moguls in Troy, Michigan in the early 90's.

I gave my girlfriend a world-class D-Town Dootie last night... I dont think she was happy though... She hasn't been returning my calls since last week.

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D Bagz Guilt

The immediate guilt felt after playing a prank on your work colleague.

D Bagz: (impersonating rob)Oh, Im sorry, Tara. I’m part of a gang who always go to the varsity every year so I can’t come to the Christmas party. We’re so cool, we start drinking at eight in the morning. We’re such a gang.

Rob:Ouch

.....D Bagz Guilt

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triple-double-D’s

enormously large, delicate breast that every man, woman, child, animal, and inanimate objects want to snuggle, suckle, and gaze deeply upon

Did you guys see Roberta, she’s got triple-double-D’s!

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O.J.'d out

to run out of town. to shun.

they hated him so much they O.J'd him right out of town.

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