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In the quiet corner of a small village, nestled beneath the shade of an ancient tree, lay the remnants of a forgotten dream—a banana plantation once vibrant with life and promise, now reduced to ruins. Each fallen tree, once laden with the golden fruit of hope, now whispered tales of hardship and loss. The once bustling farm, a symbol of prosperity, now stood as a silent testament to the relentless march of time and the fragility of human endeavor. As the sun dipped below the horizon, casting long shadows upon the abandoned fields, the sorrowful echoes of what once was lingered in the air, leaving the reader to ponder the fleeting nature of dreams and the bitter taste of unfulfilled potential.
Master: GET BACK TO WORK YOU BLACK MONKEY
Me: banana bonanza
Him:CRIES
When a primate knows that the primate they most desire is a good one, they fight for it, and ensure both primates have the chance at happiness and sharing the banana.
A very silly monke messed up badly and lost his favourite banana, but he couldn't give up...he made himself better and eventually was reunited with his prize banana and made sure he never did anything so silly again...a monke never gives up on a good banana
When a woman has acid reflux then performs a blowjob.
Last night was great up until Sharon gave me a burning banana cave. Now my penis feels like its sunburned.
The name of a youtuber that fell off so hard that it is actually crazy, and also regularly buys views and subscribers. His is known for reposting other peoples content, and his abysmal skibidi toilet videos and roblox videos.
Oh my goodness, I can smell banana gamez from here, he must be stinkmaxxing again with his skibidi toilet Lego figure.
Banana gamez must be trying to beat deepfryedpickles again, I can smell him from all the way over there.
The act of delivering a cream pie into whichever orifice, and afterwards— urinating inside of said orifice.
Totally dealt a day banana cream pancakes into my girl last night bro.
When a Jewish person forgets to display their mezuzah probably.
Can you believe David omg such a banana error