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When you are caught whilst masturbating.
Yesterday, I was caught white handed, by my mom.
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When some bitch has the audacity to walk in and interrupt you while you're jerking off, and doesn't have the common courtesy to help you finish, so you finish on your own in your hand and slap her in her cunt face.
Did you hear why D'Rell got grounded? He gave his mom a one handed slimer.
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Also known as the "relationship hand hold" the waffle hand hold is when two people hold hands by lacing their fingers together. It's a higher level hand hold, surpassing the pancake hand hold in intimacy.
A: Fred and I held hands waffle style.
B: The waffle hand hold? I didn't know you guys were that serious.
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When you have to piss but your hand is cold and the only way to get your dick out is to grab it is with literally popsicle fingers. Totally sucks
I really wanted to piss but that Alaskan cold hand Richards got me.
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a 4chan-based meme that is found on an image aggregator and posted on a social networking site
Please don't post a rageguy comic from funnyjunk on my facebook page, that's second-hand 4chan
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an idea where a friend or a sibling cannot fiddle with the girl that you desire
he applied the hands off policy when they were together
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The act of settling a dispute with one by having a spar with someone after School/College with boxing gloves on. the manner used to offer some a throw hands Thursday, spar me Thursday.
Ben: spar me Thursday boi
Sam: it aint thursday leave it out
Aaron: bun off actually lets wait till throw hands thursday cuz so we can have it out
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