"The one true bitch" is an insult used to call somebody a giant bitch.
Yanira: You annoy me to the point of suffocation!
Will: Says the one true bitch.
no one will have carrot
from the pakistan pledge memes
person 1: i will get 10/10 on my test , hahaha!
person 2: oh (pakistani accent) NO ONE WILL HAVE CARROT
a person who is a habitual heavy drug user but can financialy support themself , does not steal from friends and family , can have large amounts of drugs and not use it all or kill themself but still has a very large drug addiction problem. Many top Drug dealers are tier one addicts .
Rick is fucked up all week on coke but still pays his bills , is a man of his word and never stole a dime from anyone hes a real tier one addict ......
Standard issue nonsense. This can describe anything from a poor lie to a lazy, formulaic excuse. Can also refer to standard company/party bureaucracy and 'philosophy'.
"This is just Route One Bollocks isn't it, John?!?!"
When a man sleeps over at womens house once and never ever leaves again
WOW! Mark lives with that girl now what a one night clinger
One who is adept at performing an action, usually piloting an automobile, one handed, while the other hand is engaged in an altogether unrelated activity, most frequently something rude or illegal.
Me: Shit Lisa, how can you smoke all that draw while driving a Chevy Tahoe?
Lisa: Duh, cos I'm the one hando commando.
Slang; To pleasure ones penis until it shoots its creamy load.
Excuse me love, i am just off to whack one off...