Team Poo

When two or more persons publicly defecate at the same time. Team Poos usually occur in a public setting by drunk individuals.

Dude, I have to poo!" - Drunk Friend 1

"So do I!" - Drunk Friend 2

*looks at each other*

"TEAM POO" -Drunk Friends 1 and 2

Team Poo

When two or more persons publicly defecate at the same time. Team poo’s usually occur in a public setting while drunk.

Dude, I have to poo!" -Friend 1

"So do I!" -Friend 2

*looks at each other*

"TEAM POO" -Friends 1 and 2

Whale poo

Not human poo or dog poo or heaven forbid horse poo, but a whole other level of disgusting poo. If different poo were levels of hell whale poo would be Satan's penthouse. Whale poo is so utterly disgusting that I can do it no complete justice in this definition

Person 1: You are just whale poo!
Person 2:*loud gasp*
Person 2:*calls the national guard*

piss poo

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PISS POO MOUNTAIN DEW WHOS IT NOT FUCKING YOU

Poo Forest

Another lil ole nickname for my pooky Amz!!!!

Hey I lurve you poo forest!!!!

Poo-rat

Shitty little dog.
Usually yappy and annoying. Serves no apparent function apart from fouling the kitchen floor.

"Oh, gross, your poo-rat is trying to hump my foot!"

"The ambassador's receptions are noted in society for their host's exquisite taste and that absolutely hideous little poo-rat dog of his that pleasures itself against the shoes of his guests."

Poo-rat

Shitty little dog. Usually yappy and annoying.

Please can you stop your poo-rat from humping my foot?

It's considered the height of fashion for a sophisticated lady to carry a poo-rat in her handbag.

See also "King Poo-rat": when shitty little dogs get their leads tangled.