House call

When a guy only wants to have sex with you, so he invites you over to his house to hang out for the first time. Rather than a public place, or go on a date.

Him: Lets hang at my place?
Her: sorry I don’t do “house calls”

Engine housing

1. The tight nubile body of a gorgeous woman. 2. More than just tits and ass, also includes hips, thighs, and abs. 3. The overall physical package of an athletic, shapely, and fit woman. 4. The body of a woman who looks like she could wreck 98% of any man she meets.

My friend: "Yoooo! Bro you see the engine housing on that chick over there? Goddamn!"
Me: "That woman would wreck you. You ain't done enough push ups and crunches to hang with her. She's a sexual monster."

Dumpster house

Hurray dumpster house! I like my dumpster house.

Hym "Hey, I would clean my dumpster house if I felt like it... Which I don't.... I'd clean it today if I knew Mia Khalifa was coming over... But alas... No impending pornstar booty... Oh well... I mean... She's rich so we could just get a hotel room. So really, I wouldn't even NEED to clean dumpster house... And she's hotter than your wife... So there's that... Ummmmm.... Hey, real quick, imagine this for me: Big veiny black cock OPE! TOO LATE! YOU TRIED TO NOT DO IT BUT YOU'RE DOING IT NOW! THE MAKES YOU A HOOOOMOOOO! Hell forever Matt. That's where you're going now. For spending your time thinkin bout fat cocks. And reading the work of a guy that is comprised of like.... 36% fat cocks... Pretty gay to be honest. The fact the your read this daily doesn't piss your book demon off? Weird..."

glap house

A place or room where glappin happens. Normally filled with normal office garb during the day and then coke and booze after 4pm

Ben, retired to his room in the glap house after a long day of glappin and coke

Full house

When all the holes are full.

parul: do you wanna try full house tonight?
alex: sure

full house

full house is the best tv show yet, amazing show and isn’t terrible one bit. Anyone who hates it has no taste?

full house is the best.

Full house

A group of queers, preferably a group containing one or more person representing each letter in the acronym LGBTQIA+

That group over there is definitely a full house.

My friend group is literally a full house.