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When someone's personality is so irritating and unbearable that during sex, you need to tape them over the mouth.
Dude, at least with a butterface you can put a bag over her head and continue. With this chick, you have to duct tape her to shut her up. What a motherf*cking tape job.
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Sam gave the best boob job last night @samantha.gomez9
Last night Sam came over and gave a boob job because she needs money. Add her she's desperate
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A young adult with adequate education (usually a Bachelor's or advanced degree) but little experience who has been unable to find a suitable entry level position due to the recession and resulting horrible economy, and out of desperation has become willing to do anything that will earn them a paycheck. Also known as an underemployment hopeful.
Similar to and a derived from this classical definition of latter term (slut): An attractive young woman who is not able to date whom she had originally desired and consequently embarks on a series of romantic encounters with various men with little discretion and virtually no commitment.
I thought that getting a Master's would guarantee me a good job, but after so much rejection I accepted job slut status and started working the drive thru.
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When cleaning your cock and balls after giving yourself a Kentucky Blow Job (spitting dip spit on yourself while taking a shit because you missed the toilet), you say screw it and wank one off while using the tobacco juice as lube.
Nasty! I just gave myself a Kentucky Blow Job! Oh well....might as well just finish it off and give myself a Kentucky Hand Job.
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Where three Japanese milfs get together and attatch jumper cables to their nipples with the other end attatched to a Toyota 4Runner.
Hey Gina, will you partake in a Japanese titty job with me and La Creesha? We're gunna get our asain nips fried!
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a vermont paint job is when you get a lap dance with a chick who didn't wipe well (aka: skid marks)
me and my buds went to this k-rad strip joint and fred got a lapdance from shirley who ended up giving him a vermont paint job... much more then what he bargained for!
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To play with a guys ball sack with your foot while in water
"Last night I gave my boyfriend an Aqua Foot Job in the hot tub"
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