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mink job

having someone put a thumb in your asshole and jerking you off at the same time. followed by a sucking of the thumb

that Chinese girl gives a mean mink job. and she doesn't mind sucking the crap off her thumb.

by knightwolf May 23, 2009


Shrimp Job

When a girl (or guy) gives a blowjob to a person with a smaller than average dick. Or in other terms, a”micro penis”.

That dude’s dick is so small, girls give him shrimp jobs instead of blow jobs!

by barcc September 25, 2023


Job Slut

A young adult with adequate education (usually a Bachelor's or advanced degree) but little experience who has been unable to find a suitable entry level position due to the recession and resulting horrible economy, and out of desperation has become willing to do anything that will earn them a paycheck. Also known as an underemployment hopeful.

Similar to and a derived from this classical definition of latter term (slut): An attractive young woman who is not able to date whom she had originally desired and consequently embarks on a series of romantic encounters with various men with little discretion and virtually no commitment.

I thought that getting a Master's would guarantee me a good job, but after so much rejection I accepted job slut status and started working the drive thru.

by brianjensen June 17, 2010


Hose Job

When you suck your significant others genitals whilst they are urinating

"We were getting really freaky and she gave me a hose job"

by SqueakyWindexBottle April 13, 2020


vermont paint job

a vermont paint job is when you get a lap dance with a chick who didn't wipe well (aka: skid marks)

me and my buds went to this k-rad strip joint and fred got a lapdance from shirley who ended up giving him a vermont paint job... much more then what he bargained for!

by mustardplug February 15, 2005


Aqua Foot Job

To play with a guys ball sack with your foot while in water

"Last night I gave my boyfriend an Aqua Foot Job in the hot tub"

by Rebecca June 29, 2004


Sloppy Joe Job

A blow job given with a mouth full of sloppy joe mix, ground beef, or Manwich.

Hey, before you finish that Manwich, why don't you come over here and give me a Sloppy Joe Job.

by Dr.Steak June 01, 2010