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having someone put a thumb in your asshole and jerking you off at the same time. followed by a sucking of the thumb
that Chinese girl gives a mean mink job. and she doesn't mind sucking the crap off her thumb.
When a girl (or guy) gives a blowjob to a person with a smaller than average dick. Or in other terms, a”micro penis”.
That dude’s dick is so small, girls give him shrimp jobs instead of blow jobs!
A young adult with adequate education (usually a Bachelor's or advanced degree) but little experience who has been unable to find a suitable entry level position due to the recession and resulting horrible economy, and out of desperation has become willing to do anything that will earn them a paycheck. Also known as an underemployment hopeful.
Similar to and a derived from this classical definition of latter term (slut): An attractive young woman who is not able to date whom she had originally desired and consequently embarks on a series of romantic encounters with various men with little discretion and virtually no commitment.
I thought that getting a Master's would guarantee me a good job, but after so much rejection I accepted job slut status and started working the drive thru.
When you suck your significant others genitals whilst they are urinating
"We were getting really freaky and she gave me a hose job"
a vermont paint job is when you get a lap dance with a chick who didn't wipe well (aka: skid marks)
me and my buds went to this k-rad strip joint and fred got a lapdance from shirley who ended up giving him a vermont paint job... much more then what he bargained for!
To play with a guys ball sack with your foot while in water
"Last night I gave my boyfriend an Aqua Foot Job in the hot tub"
A blow job given with a mouth full of sloppy joe mix, ground beef, or Manwich.
Hey, before you finish that Manwich, why don't you come over here and give me a Sloppy Joe Job.